Calbert Had a Terrible Bad Crush on Maize (Small)

Remember when the new school teacher. Miz Ida. and her daughter Maize came to Easter dinner and the goat got loose and ate up two of Mammas sweet potato pies and then stole Miz Idas special holiday straw hat? Remember how Calbert had such a terrible bad crush on Maize that he couldnt take his eyes off her and dropped his drumstick in the gravy bowl and us kids all giggled so much that Poppa had to excuse us from the table? Remember when?